Oh no...this is way back in the 25th century...humans move fast if nothing else!

Well no actually, but that's because just about everyone on the base sacraficed themselves to prevent it. Good thing they did...Earth would have gone to Hell otherwise.

Heh! Well actually! He was a bit different, for one thing, he had a lot more scars and for another...somehow normal human men in his universe could have babies. Where I'm from only a few human alien hybrids can manage that!

And really? Not even for a toilet paper cocooning? You must have a Hell of a union!