But Lasts Much Longer

Yes, I am.

I was just in jail...for a while.

Honestly, you 21st century-ians are so...touchy, there wasn't even anyone in the building! Still I suppose I should be glad that I've got myself fully entrenched as an existing person here. You know, birth certificate, passport, crap like that.

Plus, I've got rid of my criminal record...so really the six months jail was a complete waste of time.

I'm trying to find Drama Drama Duck again, it's being very elusive, it's rather annoying actually, consideing how the damn thing just rammed itself down my throat first time around. Isn't that just how it goes?

Before I run off though, take a look at this - which has to be the best quiz thing I've ever seen:

You Party Like a There's No Tomorrow

You are passionate about everything, and that includes having a good time. You are the first to get the party started, and you're usually still going strong when things are winding down in the wee hours of the morning. You encourage your friends to let loose and enjoy themselves. You think that most people are too uptight. Who knows what will happen tomorrow? You might as well enjoy today!

And how! Let's get partying! :O)

Because I doooo! Thanks for the money! :O) I've booked a ticket to New York City! Which is just as well because I got myself fired somehow. I have no idea why, I mean the fellow was been just completely unruly and not to mention rude!

Perhaps I shouldn't have thrown him? Typical 21st century wussiness I think! I've been thrown out of clubs, pubs, hotels and places of worship and I'm just fine!

So yes, I got fired, got my last pay and now I'm ready to travel! 21st century airplanes, here I come!

In other news, I have been cruelly tricked! That Azula is sixteen if she's a day and I look like some sort of dirty old man. Which I resent! I am not old! Also I keep my shagging possibilities limited to the over-20s, is it my fault that it's hard to tell what age people are. Look at Jack! He's like a thousand and his only managed a few grey hairs.

Anyway! I do however have the lovely Kasumi on my side! Reminds me a bit of Tosh - who was very polite indeed. Terribly sorry about Tosh :O(

But yes anyway...I got many a good snog under the mistletoe the other day, I'm thinking I need to get me one of those in a hat of some kind. I need never go wanting again!

And finally! Jack did you ever get that hypervodka I left you? Have you mass produced it yet? I'm suffering from withdrawal!

Call meee!