Brrrr!

[hart_on_sleeve]

Well, at least it's no longer below freezing out there, but still ridiculously cold.

Although apparently the tropics isn't a good place to be either...what's wrong with this planet? I thought the near end of the world wasn't supposed to come for another couple of centuries yet.

Well, whatever, let's have some time wasting!

You will go to jail for...
	Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Well, I'd like to think I'd quote the Marquis de Sade at people who could actually understand it!

	Captain John Hart -- [adjective]: Fetish oriented
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Quite so, quite so...

Heh, fun.

Maybe I should go back to the Island...at least 'til it warms on up again, which will probably be bloody April the way things are going.

A couple of days ago I popped into the multiverse and who should I meet? Eye Candy! Not just one, but two of 'em! I love that multiverse! Although, I do wonder where that alternate me has got off too, more shagging should be had! Warms up a person good.

I need a friend in the Southern Hemisphere...righto, who comes from there?

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[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Called global warming. Messes rather badly with the weather.

The world ended where you came from?!

^{I think I'll pass on the quizzes.}

Eye Candy?

[sniiiice.livejournal.com]

Well, almost ended...for a couple of hundred years the surface was so polluted humans had to leave on these island things in the air.

Fortunately, most of the animals had been put on zoo planets, so once things got back to normal we we're able to repopulate most of them. The world looks pretty much the same in the 51st century as it does now.

Eye Candy! He's my ex-partner's new lover. Very attractive fellow, Welsh, lovely accent, broad shoulders. He doesn't particularly care for me though.

And good plan with the quizzes...teachers get in trouble for that sort of thing, don't they?

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Island like things in the air? ^{Mmm. Sounds a bit like The Futurellie's}

Makes me wonder what will become of this world so far into the future.

.......................................... Awkward.

Honestly, I don't know. ^{I get in trouble for other things. Like trapping the principal in a toilet paper cocoon.}

[sniiiice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, hovering bio-dome things. I understand it wasn't the most attractive way of living.

Heh well maybe for 21st century-ians, but we 51st century-ians have a.... broad way of looking at things.

And what? How'd you manage that?!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

Well, still is a way of living. ^{Better then living on Mars, I suppose.}

......... Still awkward.

^{I'm sorry I even asked who it was. Though, I must admit I'm curious why their where two of him.}

I said that a loud didn't I?

She walked into the bathroom stall. That's why.
^{I got week of detention for that one.}

[sniiiice.livejournal.com]

Well, people are on Mars, but...most are leery about going there after the whole virus in the water.

And there's two of them because...it's the multiverse! The theories were true, there's mutliple realities out there. I met myself a few weeks ago!

Oh dear...on the plus side at least she didn't fire you!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

... Well it is the 51st century. Suppose technology has caught up enough to make it entirely possible to live in an airless, barren wasteland of a planet.

Virus in the water? Caused an outbreak, of some kind I assume.

Ah ha! I knew it. Mmmm, not exactly sure I would want to risk seeing myself. No matter how gorgeous, I might be. What was the other you like?

She can't fire me.

[sniiiice.livejournal.com]

Oh no...this is way back in the 25th century...humans move fast if nothing else!

Well no actually, but that's because just about everyone on the base sacraficed themselves to prevent it. Good thing they did...Earth would have gone to Hell otherwise.

Heh! Well actually! He was a bit different, for one thing, he had a lot more scars and for another...somehow normal human men in his universe could have babies. Where I'm from only a few human alien hybrids can manage that!

And really? Not even for a toilet paper cocooning? You must have a Hell of a union!

[crackpotcrocker.livejournal.com]

I would image, moving between the base and Earth would had caused a pandemic.

.. I think I'll stick to this world and the now. ^{Crazy enough how it. It really is.}

Yes. Actually, it is a good union. Gets me out of the asylum too. So, I can keep teaching. FAIRIES!